love/couples
me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year
me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year
me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year
me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year
me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
But why does Cinderella’s shoe only fit her? Like is she really the only size 6 in the whole damn city?
the better question is why could the prince recognize her foot better than her face
breaking news cinderella’s prince just might have a foot fetish
No, we didn’t date. Technically he wasn’t an ex-boyfriend. But he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost.
(via fakenasty)
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender




